Trish Reyes examines the products, shows, and other things we loved that were taken from us before their time.
1993’s Steampunk Spaghetti Western
No pandas were harmed in the making of this show. We’re, um, pretty sure.
A live-action send-up of cartoony heroism, cancelled before you could say “Spoon!”
I WILL destroy you!
Your future is in the hands of a bunch of impotent, war-loving maniacs
That gum you like is going to come back in style
When screensavers were fun
Betrayal, heartbreak, and hand-to-hand combat
Someone’s at the door (and it’s not Robot Santa)
And you thought ennui was rough on the living.
Nothing back there but 50 miles of sand and sidewinders
An elegy to the RC Cola of the mobile wars
Gone too soon, Terriers was a great mix of comedy and noir that was far better than its admittedly lame description made it sound.
“Welcome to the Second. It’s all downhill from here.”
You can’t take the sky from me… unless you’re FOX.