SAG Episode 145: Why Are My Base Belong To You?
To celebrate the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Kris’s favorite show) Dan and Kris “celebrate” some of gaming’s worst cutscenes.
Show Notes
Useful Links
- Final Fantasy X
- Devil May Cry
- Super Mario Sunshine
- Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
- Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero
- Zero Wing
- Metroid: Other M
- House of the Dead 2
- Darkened Skye
- Castlevania Judgment
- Mega Man 8
- Resident Evil
- Link: Faces of Evil
- Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
- Donkey Kong 64
- Bubsy 3D
- www.stoneagegamer.com
- SAG’s theme song “Chubby Chubby Chip Chip” by Mark ‘TDK’ Knight
Jill Valentine: She’s the Master of Unlocking, who was almost a sandwich.
I was going to leave a comment criticizing you guys for not mentioning any of the dialogue in Resident Evil, but then at the last second, you guys pulled it off. I should have known you guys wouldn’t let me down like that!
Remember that old computer game from 1992 called "Alone in the Dark"? Well, there was a sequel, also called "Alone in the Dark", but released on the Xbox 360, and it sucked. If you’re ever interested in doing another podcast about terrible dialogue in video games, I’d recommend the part where the main character of the Xbox 360 sequel goes "I’m the Lightbringer! I’m the F*cking UNIVERSE!"
If you’ve never seen the Youtuber ProJared talk about both of the "Alone in the Dark" games, you probably should. The second one actually has pretty terrible dialogue in general.
I’ll have to check that out. Glad we didn’t disappoint!