Ask The Geeks: Describe Your Favorite Horror Movie Badly

For Geekade’s annual 31 Days of Halloween, we’ve turned to some familiar voices from around the website to answer a series of spooktacular questions, ranging from the mundane to a tad bit ludicrous in our new series, “Ask The Geeks.”

In our latest installment, we ask the team to…

Describe you favorite horror movie badly.

Kris Randazzo (Stone Age Gamer, This Week’s Episode, Waveback): Retail clerk makes a robot hand to stop himself from reading a book. [Army of Darkness]

Brenda Cierech (Tardy to the Party, 31 Days of Horror): To be read in the style of MTV’s The Real World intros: This is the true story of four strangers picked to stay in a haunted house and record their daily experiences to find out what happens when people stop feeling secureand start getting terrified. [The Haunting: Hill House]

Amy Ebeling (Editor-in-Chief): Axe-toting alcoholic quotes Ed McMahon. [The Shining]

Dean DeFalco (Vest Lord, General Administrator): Some dude turns into a demon because you set him on fire in his favorite sweater. [Nightmare on Elm Street]

Gabbie Robbins (The Think Tank, Gabbie Re-Reads): A series of Reagan-related incidents cause several D.C. residents to struggle with religion, medicine, accountability, and sexuality. [The Exorcist]

Dave Marconi (You Shall Not Pass Go): Teenagers play tag with a supernatural STD in an attempt to not be followed by their naked friends and family. [It Follows]

Amy Ebeling

Editor-in-Chief, failed vegetarian, and collector of terrible tattoos.

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